“Hey, did you know it’s actually Doki Doki Panic?”

Yes.  Everyone does, and the fact that this single detail has dominated every single discussion of Super Mario Bros 2 is more than a little depressing, seeing how it’s one of the best games on the console.  It sold millions upon millions of copies despite being  a batshit insane adventure about dream worlds and haunted masks and creepy eagle portals.  It was amazing.  It’s still amazing.

Stop trying to impress people with common trivia and sign my “Bring Back Wart” petition instead.